tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85223582024-03-13T12:31:44.085+00:00De todos um, o pior.Seco, muito seco...Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger167125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-40543853337337378352011-08-05T10:46:00.001+01:002011-08-05T10:47:15.290+01:00Resmas delas.<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Arial, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 19px;">Saw a dyslexic boat captain who were always screaming. His name was CAPT. LOCK</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Arial, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 19px;">O Wolverine dava um óptimo piloto de ralis porque ele tem o kit de unhas.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-45682030851758725532011-06-17T21:23:00.003+01:002011-06-17T21:23:27.644+01:00Esta estava programada.<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;">Há quem goste de strings mas o Sporting gosta mais de schaars.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-20609526996476240422011-06-14T19:57:00.002+01:002011-06-14T19:57:17.968+01:00Check it out.Rapper Biggie Smalls didn't like travelling because he hated tupac.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-83090866385159668072011-06-08T19:07:00.002+01:002011-06-08T19:07:35.032+01:00Clothes<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;">No one knows that moths are gay because they never come out of the closet.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-29707316272345873092011-05-20T07:58:00.001+01:002011-06-08T19:08:18.873+01:00Sair à noite.Se queres sair à noite sabes qual é o bar que está sempre na moda?<br />
É o Bar Refaeli.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-69021160551423273482011-04-14T10:32:00.002+01:002011-04-14T10:32:59.605+01:00LocaA Shakira já está descontente no seu namoro com o defesa do Barcelona, diz que ele sai muitas vezes durante a noite. Ele desculpa-se dizendo que há sempre muita gente a chamar o Piquet de Emergência.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-22411489157136481602011-01-03T11:38:00.002+00:002011-01-03T11:38:54.385+00:00CañasOs Espanhóis são muito mimados. Quando não têm cerveja fazem birra.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-3374412898822904172010-12-17T14:55:00.000+00:002010-12-17T14:55:36.420+00:00MehHá quem ache que perceber HTML é um monstro de sete cabeças...<br />
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Mas que geenks!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-36767048165422972492010-08-26T14:39:00.001+01:002010-08-26T14:41:09.255+01:00SalgadaFui ver o "Salt". A Angelina continua boa actriz. Pelo menos sabia as deixas todas de cor e Salteado.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-72297917341734782282010-08-20T12:26:00.000+01:002010-08-20T12:27:15.638+01:00Nem convocados são<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); ">Porque é que as equipas de futebol não têm índios no plantel principal?<br />- Porque eles jogam nas reservas.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-80826026336601046782010-08-16T12:57:00.001+01:002010-08-16T12:57:54.224+01:00Moscatel<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCtL2SgQhaIQNB5G1ausP5qXdVw93R1ht-4jfE9AD_ZtZun4sxuNQKI5hd6zouodtw0Ew1biMi0w1JbsS82jHf2Yt7AmMI092UQArEevgvchkXV3S4UOUvGRhj9nEjxnK1b8-S/s1600/IMG00064-20100731-1536.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 239px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCtL2SgQhaIQNB5G1ausP5qXdVw93R1ht-4jfE9AD_ZtZun4sxuNQKI5hd6zouodtw0Ew1biMi0w1JbsS82jHf2Yt7AmMI092UQArEevgvchkXV3S4UOUvGRhj9nEjxnK1b8-S/s320/IMG00064-20100731-1536.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5505975634380210450" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-56122233337620354632010-08-12T19:40:00.002+01:002010-08-12T19:45:13.992+01:00"Cantera" leoninaQuando o <a href="http://www.zerozero.pt/jogador/bernardo_corradi/actual/ficha/0/default/2076/?search=1&search_string=corradi&menu=esc">Corradi</a>, jogador que o Sporting <a href="http://abola.pt/nnh/ver.aspx?id=217890">queria</a>, não os pode ver na TV, como é que ele fica a par dos jogos de futebol? <div>-Corrádio.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-73915301349562871052010-08-02T12:09:00.000+01:002010-08-02T12:10:10.857+01:00Nadando<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); ">Que estilo de natação praticou Luís de Camões quando naufragou e salvou a sua obra?<br />- Mariprosa.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><br /></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-42954473284546981472010-06-30T01:15:00.001+01:002010-06-30T01:15:59.184+01:00A Espanha que se leech.<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); ">O Fernando Llorente da selecção espanhola faz muitos downloads ilegais.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); ">Está sempre a sacar lorrents.</span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-91904513162524763842010-06-26T10:49:00.002+01:002010-06-26T10:53:56.382+01:00SCUTNão percebo esta medida do José Trocaste em meter portagens nas SCUT. O feitiço vai-se virar contra o feiticeiro! Assim vai-lhe sair muito mais caro cada vez que for apanhado nas eSCUTas...Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-23033297705618978482010-06-26T10:47:00.001+01:002010-06-26T10:55:18.495+01:00Tomahawk<span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Os livres do Reinaldo resultariam muito melhor se ele jogasse no FCPorto. Ele dizia: "toma hawk!", centrava e o Falcão marcava.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-69827138459724009712009-10-25T13:11:00.003+00:002009-10-25T13:13:35.075+00:00Pero que las hay, las hay!Um amigo meu tem uma taberna e ultimamente tenta manter a taberna sempre limpa. Diz ele:<br />- Eu não acredito em fiscalizações, pero que LASAE, LASAE!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-2006800608000412472009-10-23T15:51:00.002+01:002009-10-23T15:53:26.298+01:00U2 Take 2<a href="http://blitz.aeiou.pt/gen.pl?p=stories&op=view&fokey=bz.stories/53140">http://blitz.aeiou.pt/gen.pl?p=stories&op=view&fokey=bz.stories/53140</a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://blitz.aeiou.pt/users/0/65/u2-3b3d.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 270px; height: 181px;" src="http://blitz.aeiou.pt/users/0/65/u2-3b3d.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Parece que os bilhetes para o segundo concerto de U2 estarão à venda apenas nas lojas Worten. É caso para aproveitar porque os U2 não worten sempre!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-36230649814205011962009-09-15T16:44:00.000+01:002009-09-15T16:45:45.119+01:00Raios e curiscosNo outro dia estava trovejar bués. Vi um raio tão grande, mas tão grande que parecia um diâmetro.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-27562548988236812912009-09-09T11:48:00.002+01:002009-09-09T11:51:46.738+01:00Big pawnShaquille O'Neal foi jogar xadrez. Ele diz que joga muito bem porque faz sempre shaq mate.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-45965504337134103732009-09-02T15:02:00.003+01:002009-09-02T15:05:05.468+01:00Má Lingua- Qualquer dia o Esperanto vai passar a ser utilizado por toda a gente!<br />- Vai <span style="font-style: italic;">esperanto </span>sentado...Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-21713226475604310902009-07-27T19:17:00.002+01:002009-07-27T19:22:04.014+01:00Xunning<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzzIeU_rL9kJoHY6ONb9RjF2jtdoMuvS2NlJ-mL2EipGse1Nchf1SlZFWMqvStm8ruTzIm4zIywFBQYj4_chh5P5LapjEv8BGegX7SZ72bS-FMIc4J8u1CVRaNXITvGy0bYATk/s1600-h/kings-of-leon.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 199px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzzIeU_rL9kJoHY6ONb9RjF2jtdoMuvS2NlJ-mL2EipGse1Nchf1SlZFWMqvStm8ruTzIm4zIywFBQYj4_chh5P5LapjEv8BGegX7SZ72bS-FMIc4J8u1CVRaNXITvGy0bYATk/s200/kings-of-leon.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5363206619141492546" border="0" /></a><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Os Kings of Leon têm os seus carros todos equipados...<br />Até há quem os confunda e lhes chame de Kings of Neon!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgz8tmPXTQOgzNobkw8H7fxIvbfNVGNwX9IS97-FiQ9wj_j4V3DstD6i1meNoUIZtjkH_6sQFh36-_DPkhieOfk0itQtZPZsmQhYIv7K9rdnYfi6NYsbDMUO5f7xPqxt3Iw8A12/s1600-h/neon.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 114px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgz8tmPXTQOgzNobkw8H7fxIvbfNVGNwX9IS97-FiQ9wj_j4V3DstD6i1meNoUIZtjkH_6sQFh36-_DPkhieOfk0itQtZPZsmQhYIv7K9rdnYfi6NYsbDMUO5f7xPqxt3Iw8A12/s200/neon.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5363206515943150946" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-83772826225840164862009-06-18T15:12:00.002+01:002009-06-18T15:14:53.238+01:00Vai, não vai...Parece que afinal Cissokho já não vai para o AC Milan devido a um problema com os dentes...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkUKiSnmfM1EHTg4Jd-np22YB62RVQ4dYHGCiW_e2BM9Nf9Ar0MUXr71PapwqQiBySnPvJefSWA0LBWT3BosiZtZ2LWYwOmbf5WMByIHLeiHTeVc_9OMI7kJqJGf5DmiecZyvT/s1600-h/ciss.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 235px; height: 193px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkUKiSnmfM1EHTg4Jd-np22YB62RVQ4dYHGCiW_e2BM9Nf9Ar0MUXr71PapwqQiBySnPvJefSWA0LBWT3BosiZtZ2LWYwOmbf5WMByIHLeiHTeVc_9OMI7kJqJGf5DmiecZyvT/s320/ciss.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5348670646228311346" border="0" /></a><br />Vai voltar para o Porto com um sorriso amarelo.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3